Adissatisfiedchevalier

I’m grateful for my time alone .
Two years away and I don’t miss home.

Hi!

adissatisfiedchevalier:

so dwight’s head gets stuck in a pumpkin and i think this might be the greatest opening of the office ever

At what age did you lose your virginity?
Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

tierradentro:

Canaletto’s Venice mapped to Google Street View. (via)

I hate you
Anonymous

why would you say such a thing

that one anon who said they’d write never wrote.
ihy.

It’s hard to be a bright light in a dim world.