I’m grateful for my time alone .
Two years away and I don’t miss home.
so dwight’s head gets stuck in a pumpkin and i think this might be the greatest opening of the office ever
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
I have seen the future.
It’s hard to be a bright light in a dim world.