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30 Rock is the best show ever. EVER.

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what people say teenage years involve: partying sneaking out getting drunk what mine involved: eating sleeping internet crying

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NOOOO THE LoL SERVERS ARE DOWN

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JESSE HURRY UP WITH YOUR MOVES

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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...

Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.

Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.

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Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.

sotolongtoe: dinocornz: seriously esto

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cinnamoncoffeetreats: I feel embarassed posting so much on tumblr or anywhere when im just stating how i feel… BUT JEBUS, When i watch gurren lagann MY VOLUME JUST WONT GO LOUD ENOUGH.

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I like being alone.

dinosaursarecomingback: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend; I realize that even though I like being alone I don’t...

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"Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have...

Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
Mikey: All of them.